I’ve been a bad blogger, both here and on LiveJournal. I have no real excuse–except summer. Kids home and still writing to do.
Anyway, here are some random mind-boggling questions…
Why do children insist on asking you questions while you are in the shower–with the exhaust fan running? Why when you say “I can’t hear you.” do they simply yell louder? And why is whatever burning issue they need addressed always something like–”My computer game shut off.” Like you are going to leap from the shower, naked and dripping, to reboot or perhaps totally reprogram the annoying system?
How do you gain FOUR pounds when really you have not been that bad in your eating and you are hauling your ass out of bed at 5:20 a.m. four days a week to exercise? Not to mention the other one to two days you hook up the husky for a jog?
Why when you are “almost” done with a book, does your production slow instead of speed up? Shouldn’t you go faster when you can see the finish line?
Why did your dog decide to explode (blow coat) an extra time this year? Don’t dogs need SOME hair?
Why does DH hear perfectly when you say “Let’s buy…(insert electronic device).” but goes deaf in one ear (the one turned to you) when you explain the plan for him to take kids to camp so you can go on writing retreat? (Note: he is, however, able to still nod and even verbally agree with everything you say.)
Why am I not writing right now….?
