I can’t even begin to remember who told me this–probably due to my search for anything resembling a decently mixed drink at the hotel-but I do want to know who in what universe thinks this is a good idea, truly.
So, I’m chatting with some forgotten author and she tells me her editor is filled with terror at asking for submissions from the rabid gangs that make up the RWA membership. Why you ask? Because apparently said editor has been sent (obviously by deluded individuals who really don’t understand the difference between brainstorming exercises and a synopsis AND have attended Jennifer Crusie’s workshops a few dozen too many times) collages. That’s right. Collages.
Okay, so if this was you–what were you thinking? Why in heavens name would an editor who already has 3,000 pounds of paper in her office want your art project about your book? Trying to stand out from the crowd? Write a kick-ass query and a book that knocks her on her patootie. Do not and I repeat–do not send anything that required glue to assemble.
Lori
Zombie Moon
Holy construction paper batman!
by Cece August 1st, 2006 at 10:24 amWell, Cece beat me to it. Criminy! Collages. The mind boggles.
by Charlene August 1st, 2006 at 12:29 pm